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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Jessi it is!

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
You'll Never Put A Better Bit of Jessi on Your Knife

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Come See the Softer Side of Jessi

4. How would you answer a booty call?
The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Jessi

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Don't Leave Home Without Jessi

6. To someone you dislike?
From Our Jessi to Yours

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
We Want To Be Smiths Jessi

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Absolut Jessi

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Watch Out, There's a Jessi About

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Sweet as the Moment When the Jessi Went "Pop"

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
We're with the Jessi

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Is it Live, or is it Jessi?

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Melts in Your Jessi, Not in Your Hand

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
The World's Jessi Marketplace

15. Your last words before you die...
Make Jessi Yours

16. Your message to a special someone..
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Jessi?

17. Title of this post will be...
Stimulation for Body and Jessi